Looks like this J-League goalkeeper forgot his Ritalin. And while I was trying to figure out where that video came from (no luck so far — anybody?) I came up with this one. I guess it just doesn’t pay to be a goalkeeper in Japan.

His name has been floating about for some time as the latest unpolished diamond the emerge from the heart of Africa, but without a concrete deal on the continent, he’s been biding his time back in the DR Congo, his homeland. ...

Some news to read as you get shot by your stove: I know we covered the Spanish beer thing yesterday, but these guys’ photo is better. Or…worse. Yes! Worse! Much, much worse! That’s what I meant! (With Leather) Best possible reason to ...

correct me if im wrong but does the player that is offside has to be affecting the game of play to be classed as offside, for instance i played a through ball to a player that was clearly onside and had a clean run to goal but on the ...

Violence is, unfortunately, a pretty common extracurricular activity at Italian football games. So when you hear that a group of visiting Chievo supporters were accosted by bad Catania apples and had the GPS stolen out of their car a ...

Hurrah! After a week of Lazio news starvation I declare the famine over. Well, at least for today. I went hunting and I managed to find a few bits and pieces to keep us interested. I will start with the bad news. ...

You could even argue it was harder to miss the target than hit it. But while all of Scotland is up in arms, you’ll also notice the flag never went up with Chris Iwelumo clearly offside (albeit slightly). [...]

Gentlemen, would you wear these shoes? How about this “belt with diamante buckle”? Seriously? Like, out in public? When it’s not Halloween? Cristiano Ronaldo apparently believes that you will. Or at least that somebody will. ...

"Strike? What strike? Leave me alone, I'm scoring goals over here!" Please help, French-speakers. I can't find anything about the threatened strike in English, and trying to figure something this complicated out through Google Translate ...

[Click for larger version.] We swear we're not trying to turn this blog into ZABs, or something, but it's not every day a man makes Cristiano Ronaldo look tiny, and when one does it should be celebrated. (Also, Captain Zlatan. ...